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the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

posted 7 hours ago 

I watch porn for the storyline
"Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart."

(via exercise-for-confidence)

this is the truest of the truths

(via waakeme-up)



do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

posted 7 hours ago 





boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow


thank u for ur contribution

posted 7 hours ago 
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN



do rude people know they’re rude

no, but their kids do and then apologize for their parent’s rudeness 

posted 7 hours ago