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When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you

new fav
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower


The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

posted 8 hours ago 


There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

posted 9 hours ago 


Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

posted 9 hours ago 


you didn’t fuck with me until i started using valencia instead of toaster on instagram 

posted 9 hours ago 


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

posted 9 hours ago